i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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