god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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