you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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