we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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