Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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