HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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