they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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