I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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