How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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