wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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