dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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