Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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