Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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