Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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