i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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