with your own penis?
...so i touched it.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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