a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
