How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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