Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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