why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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