Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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