belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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