I smell stomach acid.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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