uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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