Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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