rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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