I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
no you cant smoke seaweed
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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