i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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