the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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