White coat. Heels.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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