I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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