In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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