Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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