would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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