...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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