oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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