Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Alive.
So much puke
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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