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(518): View more from New York

goodnight i made you a song goodbye

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

It's a beautiful day for a hangover

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(650): View more from California

on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.

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(310): View more from California

I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too

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(318): View more from Louisiana

He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?

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(804): View more from Virginia

you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth

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(678): View more from Georgia

He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?

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