He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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