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mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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