oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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