I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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