i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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ttyl tear gas
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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