I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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