No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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