remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?