Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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