It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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