tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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