So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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