literally had 100 drinks last night.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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