my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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