She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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