32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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