you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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