can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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