She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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